Saturday, September 15, 2007

Baskedents: Man's Only Natural Predator

“Baskedents” [Bas*Kah*Dents] noun – A basketball-related incident happening unintentionally or unexpectedly, often causing pain to the victim.

Baskedents are happening all over the world. No matter who you are, a baskedent may happen to you or someone you love… unless you play, like, soccer or something. To prove that baskedents know no race, religion or creed, here are some of the worst of all time.

They happen to college players:

They happen to the pros:

I thought the music might help some of our younger viewers stomach the image of his knee folding like Stretch Armstrong, but don’t let the soundtrack fool you, that was real... real painful.

They happen to lame suburban trampolites whose friends hate them:

They happen all over the world:

If he were about 4 inches taller, he wouldn’t have a head anymore. Or his head wouldn’t have a body anymore. He would have had a serious baskedent, anyway.

So those videos just go to show you, no matter who you are, where you’re from or whether you have a trampoline or not, a baskedent is waiting for you.

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