Saturday, June 2, 2007

LeBron Skywalker

LeBron has been impressive since day one. He led his Jedi Academy to the championship in High School and ever since then many have hypothesized that he will fulfill the prophecy and bring balance back to the Force. Though still young, he has shown strength and concentration worthy of Jedis twice his age. Of course, he has a long way to go in terms of meditation, but as he hopes to destroy the dark forces in the Eastern Conference Finals, he will hopefully reveal his full potential.
In game 5, he skillfully performed mind tricks on all of the Pistons and was able to force leap his way to the basket at will. He force pushed his teammates out of the way on offense to get necessary points while defeating Rasheed Wallace in an intense lightsaber duel. He truly trusts his instincts and they have lead him to become one of the most powerful Jedis in the playoffs since Michael Jordan. Hopefully, he can keep his concentration on ridding the galaxy of evil and avoid the temptations of the Dark Side.

1 comment:

Hey Mikey! He likes it! said...

I love it.

"You will let me go straight to the hole."